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the-punslinger:

*shows up at your front door* can I come over

(Source: darnacles, via tatertotz--and--jello)

garchornps:

being put in charge of small children like

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(Source: asterkid, via stop)

anamorphosis-and-isolate:

"We get to choose who we let into our weird little worlds."

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

(via babysmoo)

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

(Source: whotoldyouu, via muthafuckinill)

lubricates:

the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone

(via asvprock)

sproutlett:

exdaisy:

this hit me hard

this is so clever
annabellehector:

fuck that’s depressing

procrastinationsalvation:

sscars:

imagine if tumblr showed how many hours you spent on this website

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(via encourage)