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princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

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I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I’d like to.

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  • while watching animated movies at age 2:hell yeah motherfucker
  • while watching animated movies at age 12:hell yeah motherfucker
  • while watching animated movies at age 20:hell yeah motherfucker
  • while watching animated movies at age 200:hell yeah motherfucker
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bandsandbuttsecks:

httpwwwurl:
pooh bear always makes me cry. 
just look at him
he’s so innocent 
and pure
and is always in trouble 
its as if the world hates him 
but how can you hate such a lovable creature

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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forever-y0uandme:

“The best way to get over one girl is to get under another.”

If you insist. 

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timothydelaghetto:

This cracked me up. So simple, yet so real. Lol
toni-tan:

taylorthelatteboy:


Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board

Holy fuck! I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

I want one